My evil twin.

Last night I wandered into Miranda's room where I found her watching a music video. Apparently there's some kid named "Justin Bieber" who's fourteen, white, friends with Usher, and milking it for all he can get. I watched horrified as he sung about true love and romance, dancing with a girl who was about a foot taller and 10 years older than him.

Anyways, after that, Miranda told me that one of his music videos had a girl that looked just like me in it. I had my doubts, but I watched the video anyways. Usually when people think you look like someone, you don't think you look like them at all. But I admit there is a pretty profound similarity found between me and this girl.

Watch this video. Skip to about 2:30 and I would suggest muting the sound unless you want to hear some fourteen-year-old wanna-be white kid tell you what love really is. But notice the girl. She's my twin. Only difference is, I wouldn't date a punk like him.